During the last 1.5 weeks off from work, I’ve grown accustomed to sleeping at 4am, waking at 3pm and sometimes taking naps during the day. Crazy for someone who only gets 6 hours during work days. In trying to get my sleep schedule back to normal, I decided to stay up all night so that tonight I would be extra sleepy and go to bed early. I managed to stay awake until about 7am, doing laundry, eating cheerios, reading bash.org. That is, until my plan backfired and I FELL ASLEEP. UNTIL 3PM.
I was cracking up while reading some of the funniest chat logs from bash.org that even my turtles woke up. And they’re in two feet of water. Here are some of the funny ones.
http://www.bash.org/?181500
[Xizer]: Winzip is such a girl…
[Xizer]: “Uh hey. 30 days are up could you stop using me? No? Well I’ll just ask again tomorrow…”
http://www.bash.org/?4381
<@Raz> I LIVE ON THE EQUATOR…”JUAN, THE WATER IS STUCK AGAIN”
http://www.bash.org/?5775
* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it’s bm
being an asshole -
[ab]: HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCK
http://www.bash.org/?1964
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you’d kick my ass, but can’t read the road signs to get to my house?
http://www.bash.org/?35955
[EyesofPrisms] and ou are an uytter newb
[KC48348751] dude
[KC48348751] how did that y move over like 12 characters
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